hello internet, long time no mindless browse

as a 'punishment' for not having 'visit' for some time, it presents me with these little beauties:

give me ten reasons as to why i would want to grab those looks.

that's it? of course not.
went on a ANTM pic-browsing spree and encountered this abomination:

check out 'daddy's' detail description for that extra kick.

awesome fun.