day 5 - Your Last Irony Encounter

ok, this happened just now (ok, 15-20 mins ago).
just yesterday i just bought myself a new bra and underwear because i was suddenly paranoid that i wouldn't have enough for my internship in Bali for a month...........
just now when i was packing (with supervision from Mba Minah so i wouldn't overpack):

#1 :
Mba Minah went all 'ndra, what happened to your bra??
what happened to my FAVORITE bra : it was ripped in several places by my dog who decided to turn my bra into a chew toy.

#2 :
when packing underwear, again, Mba Minah said 'ndra, what happened to your underwear??
what happened to my FAVORITE underwear : it was ripped in FATAL places by my dog who decided to turn my underwear into his second chew toy.

damn you god of irony, damn you to hell.

day 4 - Picture of the Newest Things You've Bought

2 days worth of Inacraft 2010 baby.

day 1 :

day 2 :

day 3 - Whatever Tickles Your Fancy

yes2, i'm cheating a bit, it's actually the 25th, but that's because for the last 2 days i've been around Inacraft in order to fulfill the next task :
day 4 - Picture of the newest things you've bought hahaha
on with day 3!

day 3 - Favorite Color Dilemma
a couple of days ago, my friend asked us all to choose a favorite color for a project she's doing about us. that's when i realized that i have no idea what my ultimate fav color is.
head on battle between:

but i finally made up my mind that dark blue suited me the most....or deep purple?

bahahahha i give up
ah well, whats done is done so i ended up with dark blue~

gah

yes yes, i've been on and on on how i dislike complaining, but (again) what the heck.

HOW IS IT THAT MY PARENTS MANAGED TO SURVIVE COLLEGE WITHOUT WANTING TO KILL THEMSELVES???
did they not feel bored and all???
even if they did, they managed to refresh themselves by travelling n such. dammit.

that and they managed to have a hefty memorable and super social college life...gahhh

day 2 - Your Talent

Onlu-for-Amusement Talent (well, for me at least.hahaha):
I tend to make up phrases out of combination of random words, that i end up using in real conversations. such as:
- kentut baja berkarat (yes, the title of my blog is super ngasal.bahaha)
- kentut babi
- ketek babi
- kucing goreng
- kentut badak
- ....tingkat dewa
- etc etc
the main reason i do this is, in the beginning , to minimize my use of trash talking.
did it work? nope.
this ended up only adding my list of curse words..gah.

Real Talent: creating anything or gifts for my friends out of nothing.
but it only comes out once in a while, like, beyond rare (week, months, years, you name it). but once it kicks in, i become this super dedicated i'm-not-sleeping-until-i'm-100%-finished perfectionist freak, with an overwhelming sense of detail, and patience. that, out of an easily bored, minimal fighting spirit with no sense of patience whatsoever type of person like me.
i miss those days.

one of my latest in a while (june 2009): Pot of Ata, a gift for one of my good friend Ata

day 1 - My Latest Addiction

Glee's It's My Life/Confessions Pt.II Mashup

I have never considered myself a Glee fan, heck, i even dislike most of the songs because i think Rachel's voice in it is kinda overrated, because i hate her typical-american (i still don't understand why this type of voice is considered spectacular. i just think its annoying) certain whiny noise she makes when emphasizing certain parts of a song Defying Gravity, Taking Chances, and Don't Rain on my Parade being the only exception. and Push it being my guilty pleasure song. ahaha..besides that, most of the songs are actually good and enjoyable.

ANYWAYS.
for the past week i've been repeating this song over and over for at least 5-12 times a day.
on Archie's part even more times at 0.45 - 1.08.
call me crazy, but i think his voice there is kinda hot. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA *cough*
the most i've done ever whenever i get into my song addiction period, has only been 3 times a day.
so yeah, i'm addicted to it.

AYO DIANDRA KAMU BISA!!!

so days ago my friend told me about the 30 day challenge she found and extended to a 50 day challenge. i was, of course, interested, being the list freak that i am. but when i told her that most of it was actually a dull and uninteresting topic, and that it would be impossible for me to do (thanks to the immense lack of commitment or discipline i have to finish anything i start.gah.), she told me to just pick at least 10 challenges from the list that i find myself attracted to, or heck, make one up yourself, and try for once to complete it. so i thought 'yeah, why not' .

so here goes~

(56 pt 1) beyond

one perfect sunny morning i got a free voucher from my mum's friend at Mandarin Hotel.
i DIED.

56. #1

one day, i took my puppy to the vet, and as usual, he had to be weighted. but since he's always too scared, it's always been my job to assist him. only this time, i actually had to pay attention to my weight (to subtract and know his real weight).
56 kg.
my 'worse' heaviest weight ever has been 52kg.never more. never.

in searching for the title there was :
"when i should've been working on my laporan, i was eating...."
or "and just how am i not supposed to eat"
or "diandra si anak hedon rakus"

but i think ''56'' wrapped it up good.hahahaha

so from now on (if i remember) im going to post they who have 'helped' me gain weight for the past 3-4 months.

#1. mexican night

mine

padre's

madre's

thank youuu mr. monk

the latest set of quotes that still has me laughing myself to actual tears every time i replay it in my head:

Monk
Season 8
"Happy Birthday, Mr. Monk"

Natalie : The Dumpster, The Dumpster!
Monk : Argh, I can't!
Natalie : The Porta-John!
Monk : Have we Met??
Natalie : Oh, come on Mr. Monk!
Monk : I choose death!

why i sometimes regret having my build-in self defence mechanism againts all her wills:

i end up loosing great opportunities to go abroad for FREE and actually doing something meaningful while still having fun there

*after stumbling upon a friends photo album of that one place i wish to go to. pleaseopleaseoplease let this be a motivation for myself in the NEAR future

backtrack 24 March 2010

yes yes, as you know, courtesy of my professional practice program a.k.a kerja praktek at Vivere 2 months ago, i have successfully become one of them anak gaul PIM. yes. but sometimes it has its benefits, like finding little things that can make my day..such as:

finding 2nd hand books and COMICS at pasar modern
(up here is a collection of corny-titled old silat comics that one of my friend genuinely loves from the bottom of his heart)


gushing at fav food section at pim 1's newly modified hero *insert heavenly sounds*


and otw to search for this...:

...i found this :
*melts and dies*

and finally, my day ended with this :
the requested meal from my mom that, of course, i didn't object to :E.


thank youuuu little things. i think these days, this is the only thing that can still possibly make my day (though barely)

those three small words...

CHUNKY PEANUT BUTTER.

oh god, seriously?
at 1.00 am in the morning?
seriously? SERIOUSLY?? SERIOUSLY???

the demon in disguise.