thank youuu mr. monk

the latest set of quotes that still has me laughing myself to actual tears every time i replay it in my head:

Monk
Season 8
"Happy Birthday, Mr. Monk"

Natalie : The Dumpster, The Dumpster!
Monk : Argh, I can't!
Natalie : The Porta-John!
Monk : Have we Met??
Natalie : Oh, come on Mr. Monk!
Monk : I choose death!